Friday, October 25, 2013

I'm Confused.

For those of you wondering why I haven’t mastered Guaraní yet…

  • The word for ‘delicious’? He
  • The word for ‘yes’? Héẽ
  • The word for ‘salty’? He’ẽ

Héẽ, it’s perfectly He’ẽ. Oh wait, you just asked if it’s He? Héẽ, it’s Heterei (very He).

Are you guys thinking the same thing I am?
Heh?

Monday, October 14, 2013

Paraguayan Myths

As the subject came up again recently, I found it hard to believe I have never shared Paraguayan myths with you all! Just as we have Big Foot and the Boogeyman, Paraguay has its own set of strange man/myths that they talk about. I have found, however, that Paraguayans take these myths much more seriously than I think we in the states take ours. I remember learning about them in training and cracking up as Aurelio, my language teacher, told me about their characteristics. Then when I got my first puppy and wanted to name her Pombero and all my neighbors freaked out, I decided to delve a little deeper into these myths. And after Friday night, when I think I may have had an encounter with sir Pombero himself, it became apparent that these myths are too good to simply not share with you all! So – Here are some breif summaries of the 5 most common myth creatures in Paraguay. (All the summaries are based on what my language teacher taught me. Guarani is primarily a spoken language, so the tales vary.)

Kurupi – Kurupi is short, ugly, and hairy. He lives in the forest and is considered to be the protector of fertilization. Unwanted pregnancies are often blamed on him. He is most recognizable by his incredibly long penis, which he wraps around his waist several times like a belt. 
Kurupi
Pombero – The most famous of the myths. Don’t you dare mention his name at night, because it’s an invitation for him to come. He is great at imitating a birdsong, and lures people to him with it. If you leave out tobacco and caña (sugar cane liquor), you will be friends with him. You have to remember to put it out every night, though!
Pombero
Jasy Jatere – Famous and recognizable for its gold snake. If kids are playing too close to his forest after lunch (during the siesta hour), he will capture them and they will never return.
Jasy Jatere
Luisón – Eats the dead on Tuesday and Friday nights. He also captures people to take them to the cementary, and then eats them.
Luisón
Ao Ao – Protector of the hills. When the men go to hunt animals in the hills, he is there to protect the animals.
Ao Ao 
And as for what happened Friday night… Around 10pm I start to hear whistling outside of my house. Assuming it was the town drunk, I rolled over and tried to fall back to sleep. Then, my dog starts barking like a mad man. She was the only dog barking. I ended up bringing her inside to quiet her down, but the whistling went on for around 45 minutes. The next day, I talked to my neighbors on both side, and neither heard a thing. Then I talked with a family I was visiting, and I end up leaving their place with holy water, a rosary, and with clear instructions to leave tobacco and caña outside my house. That evening, I mentioned the story to Silvia, and she goes “Pombero! He was at my house Tuesday!” Soooooooo. I have a short creepy creature lurking around my community. Do I believe in him? Sort of. Enough to definitely think the circumstances we’re weird, but not enough to use the holy water, rosary, tobacco, or caña.


Happy Monday! On a happy note – meet my newest neighbor, Matias Duarte Vallejos! He is 5 days old today and unbelievably precious. 
Matias and Fatima

Friday, October 11, 2013

Karen's Visit and PATAGONIA!!!

BUEN DIAAAAAAAAAA! A little less work and a lot more play been happening here down south… whoops! But hey, they give us those vacation days to spend, right?! Here is an update on my last couple of weeks.

On Sept 21st, I picked up one of my besties from U of I, Karen, from the airport!!!! She was the last one out of the customs, so naturally I thought she got deported, but no – SHE MADE IT! It was so bizarre on the bus on the way to site. It felt just like we had grabbed lunch a week ago, but in reality I hadn’t seen her in a year and a half and we were in PARAGUAY. Very surreal. Anywho, she only had a quick stint in Paraguay, so I jammed in as much craziness as I could for her. We went to a (fake) Nene Malo concert with some of my PCV friends, hung in the campo where she killed a chicken that we ate for lunch, made chipa and drank terere with a family, attended a little kid’s birthday party… She even washed some clothes by hand! So while her time in the campo was short, we definitely made the most of it!
Sixta showing Karen the proper chicken killing technique
On Sept 24th, we went on our next adventure – PATAGONIA!!! AKA – the most beautiful place I think I have ever seen. Both the Chilean and Argentine sides lived up to all the hype, and I am still pinching myself as I look at my pictures from the trip and realizing that it all actually happened. Rather than bore you with stories, I will let the photos speak for themselves.
Perrito Moreno Glacier, El Calafate, Argentina
PCVs in Patagonia
Hitting up the local ice bar in El Calafate
Sunset walk in Puerto Natales, Chile
Cueva de Milodon, Chile
Picnic spot in Torres del Paine National Park, Chile
Karen and I at Lago Grey, Torres del Paine National Park, Chile
Relaxing at Lago Grey
Incredible views in Torres del Paine
The gang in Torres del Paine
Richard, David, Spencer and Brice after finishing the race!!
Casey, myself, and Yihana as the awesome cheerleaders
Our souvenir from the marathon
Maritime Museum, Ushuaia, Argentina
Celebrating our first night out in Tierra del Fuego!
Dog sledding at the end of the world
Sea Lion Island, Boat Cruise, Ushuaia
Spencer, Yihana and I enjoying the boat cruise
Lighthouse at the End of the World
Our last night as a big group in our Ushuaia house
Layover lunch in Buenos Aires on our last day of vacation
Overall – a crazy couple of weeks! Now it’s another month and a half in Paraguay until my next and last vacation hits – USA! I do have one new activity keeping me busy, thankfully. The nurse at my health post started a walking club, and I join them as often as possible (about 5 times per week usually). Oh - and my neighbor had her baby yesterday, so I am officially a Godmother to a healthly baby boy, Matias! Should be meeting the little guy this afternoon :)

Until next time!
Besos, besos, dale, chau, chau, besos, dale, chau-

Emily